“I can’t do a Jedi mind meld on the Congressional Republicans” — President Barack Obama
Dear President Obama:
You can either do a VULCAN mind meld or a JEDI mind trick. They are not the same thing.
Either way, you might as well not waste energy with the Dark Side. You have violated the Prime Directive so many times by now anyway with no results.
… and by this point what you ACTUALLY need is just one good Space Cowboy to deal with those dumbasses. Captain Mal to Congress:
In conclusion – Mind Meld, Mind Trick – whichever. You were re-elected in a landslide for a reason. Be the Jedi you were meant to be.